Friday 10 August 2012

Global Financial Warming

It is, with no doubt, the month of December that came to mark the final month regarding the year, and kick-off hell lot of crazy, messy and noisy activities, which we used to repeatedly do over and over repeatedly every year-end, and hope for better conclusions within the following year. Such activities, which normally take location during this specific month regarding the year, make supervisors and employees to leave through the usual panic, worries and confusion, place them below the stress and the compression regarding the managers to evaluate and assess the conclusions regarding the current year, and force them to come-up with the annual proposition of actions procedure for the upcoming year in a shape of illogical and out-of-sense document known by the name 'business plan' accompanied with the so called 'business budget. During this month regarding the year, most regarding the sleeping managers wake up to rap up in a rush their incompetence, and light the fire below the asses of their sub-ordinates in a failing try to please their the large brother, and simple the atmosphere from the circulating smelly gases. Smelly gases?? What are they? From where do they come? And what effect do they have on the financial environment. The story started long ago when the aspirations and ambitions regarding the large brother used to circulate and fill the atmosphere regarding the financial institution in a shape of smelly gases.



Such smelly gases were produced by the large brother's digestive system, and freed into the atmosphere by the large brother while farting around within the workplace. They return like a result of processing heavy meal, full regarding the shareholders' chili greed and spicy desires, and, then, trap too many of managers' stress and compression within the workplace. Year subsequent to year, those accumulated stress and compression from the managers induced, unintentionally, high tensions between staff - supervisors and employees - leading to high tension within the workplace resulting with a phenomenon known by the name 'financial warming' inside the financial systems. This phenomenon normally happen when large brother's smelly gases like stupid ideas, blinded visions, and confused dreams - known collectively as aspirations and ambitions - trap the stress and the compression regarding the managers inside the atmosphere regarding the financial institution, which in turn, increase the tensions gradually within the financial environment to high grades creating difficult conditions for staff to work under. Those difficult conditions, by all means, hurt, in general, the managers, supervisors and employees, and lead many, who should not bear the increasing tensions anymore or showed weak resistance to such conditions, to unemployment neither by decision or by force.



Although the first causes of such phenomenon of financial warming return in a shape of pollutants that result from processing and burning huge grades of chili greed and spicy desires that were thought about as the primary sources of energy, shareholders continued to feed their large brothers enormous no. of such foods higher than other kinds of meals, which shall result in fewer pollutants, to sprint their financial institutions. Those foods - primary sources of life - disturb, in most regarding the cases, the digestive processes of many large brothers, and cause them to make many pollutants like stupid ideas, blinded visions, and confused dreams in a shape of smelly gases known by the scientific name 'green large brother' gases. Under the uncontrollable stress and compression regarding the managers and the influence regarding the current business procedure and budget, supervisors and employees begin to look and use advanced techniques within the financial world - financial engineering - to capture such pollutants from the atmosphere in a method to obtain rid regarding the emitted smelly gases that were trapped inside the about insurance institution, use such pollutants to make toxic products like derivatives and complex financial instruments, and, then, sell - throw - such financial products - garbage - to different organizations - land fills - within the financial system as safe cures to financial pains. Those safe cures were, in most regarding the times, transformed magically by such organizations into life drinks, and, then, sold at high prices to other people and corporations on the purpose, unknowingly, to feed the dragon - debt - sequential to secure better life conditions.



Accordingly, the dragon distant sent enormous no. of similar pollutants within the financial environment by basically living on such life drinks receiving this phenomenon of financial warming into higher and higher levels. Consequently and with time, the phenomenon regarding the financial warming started to grow and became a global issue that affected negatively and on global scale many components regarding the global financial environment throughout all continents. As a result regarding the extraordinary high heat within the financial environment, life drinks started to evaporate more quickly, and all the ways to please the dragon were gone. As such, we started to look the effect regarding the global financial warming in giving the method for the dragon grow to enormous size, smash many little quality assets, swallow many corporations, send others to grave yard, and place the rest within the intensive like units for unknown period of time.



The outcome of such scary situation is possessing more and more people losing their primary sources of survival along with their strengths to fight return the dragon. Consequently people, in general, have better ability than corporations to adapt to the new difficult developments, they shall also face similar consequences of suicide, accidental death, or tyre chaired lifetime. When those events happen, the position of defaults on financial commitments shall skyrocket causing waves of panic inside the financial environment leading to a serious breakdown within the flow of money within the financial systems. Unfortunately, global financial warming is becoming one regarding the greatest complicated difficulty facing the financial world, in general, and financial leaders, in particular. It happens when the global financial processes leave out of manage - as happened in year 2008 - and heat-up like a reflect regarding the rising tensions within the financial systems, and the consequent gradual meltdown regarding the financial assets throughout the globe.



The question here is what do we do to limit such sad consequences? Shall real personal financial planning solve the problem?.

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